The Boy Discusses the Holidays

img_0531Mom: Are you excited about Christmas?

Boy: No Christmas!

Mom: What do you want for Christmas?

Boy: No want Christmas!

Mom: Did you ask Santa?

Boy: NO!!!

Mom: Do you like Christmas cookies?

Boy: No–uh, yes. Sam take a bit of them. Sam take a bite of cookie. Sam take a bite of cake.

Mom: What’s your favorite flavor?

Boy: Chocolate cake. Mama, Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake.

Mom: Do you like frosting?

Boy: Yes. Sam like frosting. Please, Mama, please.

Mom: Should we bake something today?

Boy: Bake chocolate cake. Do doggy’s house for dinner.

Mom: Doggy’s house?

Boy: Doggy’s house. Sam go Snoopy’s house. Sam take Snoopy’s house for dinner.

Mom: You want to make a cake that looks like Snoopy’s house?

Boy: Sam make bread. Snoopy wear chef’s hat. Cook.

Mom: Are you going to help me make Christmas dinner?

Boy: Sam make bananas. I make bananas.

Mom: What else?

Boy: Sam make chocolate cake flavor for Sam’s birthday. Sam trade with mama.

Mom: Trade?

Boy: …

Mom: Should we put on some Christmas music?

Boy: Yes.

Mom: What’s your favorite Christmas song.

Boy: Rudolph. Sam say, “Alexa, play some Christmas music.”

Mom: OK

Boy: Alexa, play jazz Christmas music.

(Commence dancing. End conversation.)

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