1. Antoine likes wine.
2. He buys his wine at the grocery store.
3. He likes red wine. He likes white wine.
4. He buys a lot of wine: enough to fill a pool.
5. He swims in the wine.
6. As he swims, he drinks.
7. His cat is his lifeguard.
8. The cat brings him his towel and some aspirin for the morning. It is a good cat.