My boy has started playing soccer. That makes me, officially, a soccer mom.
I feel like I should start driving my husband’s Subaru and invest in some khaki pants. I need to start doing crunches and buy a lawn chair with extra large cup holders and a place to attach an umbrella. Continue reading “Soccer Mom”
Not to be negative or anything, but I hate summer.
I mean, I hate it. It’s so hot. It’s so bright. I don’t feel like the people you see in ads, basking in the sunlight; I feel like an ant being burnt alive by some kid with a magnifying glass. Continue reading “You Are Not My Sunshine”
Do you ever wonder why you do the things you do? Continue reading “An Existential Question”
It’s International Women’s Day, so perhaps this video is poorly timed. We’re supposed to feel strong today. We’re supposed to celebrate each other and ourselves. And I’ve created a parody movie trailer making light of women’s body issues.
Hmm. Continue reading “A Woman in a Bathing Suit”
This morning, I had my last wisdom tooth pulled, which means as you read this I’m probably sleep and/or in pain.
My son has a loose tooth, so he’s a little confused about my tooth being pulled. Shouldn’t it fall out on its own?
Thankfully, my husband has taken the day off work to take care of me. I might just hole up in my shed while he takes care of the kids.
We’ll see how long it takes for my kids (or my husband) to come out and bust down the shed door.
*Note: If you’ve ever looked up the backstories of nursery rhymes, they’re often quite serious, political, or even tragic. I’ve followed that model here. Somewhat.
Not only is Old Mother Hubbard in great shape (she does Pilates and eats Paleo), but she is tech savvy and a big fan of her friend, Alexa. Thankfully, her job in the tech industry treated her well and she’s able to afford a few luxuries, even in her golden years, including premium dog treats for her faithful labrador, Lucille Ball. She is a crusader for animal rights. Continue reading “Nursery Rhymes Go Modern”