Eavesdropping on My Kids

IMG_1156“Are you in New York, Violet?” “No, Max is in New York.”

“You earned a watermelon slice. You’re a bad, bad baby.”

“History, Violet? Hurry, run away Violet!”

“Sam I am…”

“I wanna watch Paw Patrol.” “Not Paw Patrol, Violet. Gaw Gatrol.”

“Violet, you have cookie eyebrows.” “No, I don’t have cookie eyebrows.”

“Violet, you’re a bad baby.” “No. I’m not a bad baby.”

“I’ll be Rubble. You be Chase.” “I’ll be Everest! I’ll be Jake and Rubble and Skye!”

“Violet, you’re stinky.” “No, I’m not stinky! I’m NOOOOOOOTTTTTT!”

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