Mom: Are you excited about Christmas?
Boy: No Christmas!
Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Boy: No want Christmas!
Mom: Did you ask Santa?
Mom: Do you like Christmas cookies?
Boy: No–uh, yes. Sam take a bit of them. Sam take a bite of cookie. Sam take a bite of cake.
Mom: What’s your favorite flavor?
Boy: Chocolate cake. Mama, Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake.
Mom: Do you like frosting?
Boy: Yes. Sam like frosting. Please, Mama, please.
Mom: Should we bake something today?
Boy: Bake chocolate cake. Do doggy’s house for dinner.
Mom: Doggy’s house?
Boy: Doggy’s house. Sam go Snoopy’s house. Sam take Snoopy’s house for dinner.
Mom: You want to make a cake that looks like Snoopy’s house?
Boy: Sam make bread. Snoopy wear chef’s hat. Cook.
Mom: Are you going to help me make Christmas dinner?
Boy: Sam make bananas. I make bananas.
Mom: What else?
Boy: Sam make chocolate cake flavor for Sam’s birthday. Sam trade with mama.
Mom: Should we put on some Christmas music?
Mom: What’s your favorite Christmas song.
Boy: Rudolph. Sam say, “Alexa, play some Christmas music.”
Boy: Alexa, play jazz Christmas music.
(Commence dancing. End conversation.)